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foggy-student-witch: “merrywise: “ tanacetum-vulgare: “ darkarfs: “ I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this. ” wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about ” “I’m just really blunt” no u r just an...
darkarfs

I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this.

tanacetum-vulgare

wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about

merrywise

“I’m just really blunt” no u r just an ass.

foggy-student-witch

Blunt = fuckface asshole who everyone hates because they’re inconsiderate.

Unless the persons literally an idiot in which case make your honesty a baseball bat and bludgeon a path to your goal kids

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jewishtango

them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

jewishtango

them: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its that

hugealienpie

them: hey so what gender are you

me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69

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willcub

So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

foggy-student-witch

My UK followers and everyone else. Remember our princess diana this pride

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justsomeantifas

it’s pretty fucking sickening that old men try to justify their attraction to 20 year old women as “20 year olds just objectively being the most attractive age” or some shit when bitchhh i look at a 20 year old boy at my age and see a fucking toddler in a tiara.

whatbigotspost

YUP

As a nearly 34 year old woman who is not a gross old creep tyvm, I’d like to confirm for any younger folks that 20 year old people of any gender now fully look like children to me. Sure I’ve thought 20 year olds were hot…when I was around 20.

Don’t let said old creeps make you think what they feel is “normal.”

beesplosion

THIS. If you are 25 or under you look like a baby to older adults. They are going for you cause its as legally close they can get to actual pedophilia without getting arrested.

justsomeantifas

💅💅💅💅

it’s true and you should say it……..

veerletakino

I remember seeing a survey result where they showed people photos of the opposite sex of different ages and had them rate their attractiveness, then graphed it by the ranker’s age.

Women rated men who were about their same age as most attractive, across the board.

Men ranked 16-20 year old girls as most attractive, no matter how old the dude was.

Skeezy as fuck

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date-a-jew-suggestions

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

prismatic-bell

A note:


I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:


Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.


Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.


And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

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Very good very important addition

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bisexualmorgana

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

autistic-zuko

holy fuck

twilight-blossom

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

  • Akkadian
  • Arabic
  • Aramaic
  • Church Slavonic
  • Egyptian (hieroglyphics and Demotic)
  • Elamite
  • Ethiopic (Ge’ez)
  • Etruscan
  • Gaulish
  • Georgian
  • Gothic
  • Greek
  • Hebrew
  • Hittite
  • Latin
  • Mayan (various related languages/dialects)
  • Old Chinese
  • Old English
  • Old French
  • Old Frisian
  • Old High German
  • Old Irish
  • Old Norse
  • Old Persian
  • Old Turkic
  • Sanskrit
  • Sumerian
  • Syriac
  • Ugaritic

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

tuiliel

Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.

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t-witch-y

Things I Think Newbie Tarot Readers Need To Know

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1. You can store your decks in whatever way you choose. There’s no real right or wrong way, aside from tossing them in the trash. 

2. You don’t NEED a “sacred space” to read. You can read hanging upside down on the monkey bars if you’re up for a challenge.

3. You don’t need to be a witch to read tarot. I say again, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A WITCH TO READ TAROT.

4. Tarot cards hold as much power as you let them. Some view them as sacred items, others view them as just a fun card game. No one else can tell you how to view them, that’s just a personal thing.

5. There is no real *set* way to read. The majority of the reading is intuition-based, so trust your gut.

6. You don’t need thousands of decks. (Though, I mean, you may want them.) The amount of decks you have/don’t have doesn’t measure your abilities.

7. Don’t get put off by people who think your reading was irrelevant in their life. Sometimes, readings take time to actually manifest. You’re doing great. Don’t let this deter you.

8. The amount of times you cleanse your deck is ENTIRELY up to you. Some people do it after every reading. Some people do it..well, maybe never. The choice is yours.

9. There is no right or wrong way to shuffle your cards. At. All.

10. Sometimes reading for yourself can be hard. It’s okay to have someone else read for you. Seriously.

11. Don’t be intimidated if you’ve just started. We’ve all started from day one. 

12. You may run into some elitists, and while you shouldn’t punch them in the face, you should make sure what they say doesn’t make you uncomfortable in how you do things. This is all YOU, not THEM. 

Feel free to add on to this if y’all have a little something to put. 

cats-tarot-wine

You can buy your own decks!! No one has to buy them for you or gift them!

sageandstudies

You’re allowed to read for yourself on top of that! Some older people in the community may tell you it’s a no-no because of personal bias–it’s not. Do it. Read for yourself.

hazelfires

One thing to remember it takes time to learn don’t get frustrated

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