Paisley McDougall

foggy-student-witch: merrywise: tanacetum-vulgare: darkarfs: I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:20:15 -0400

merrywise:

tanacetum-vulgare:

darkarfs:

I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this.

wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about

“I’m just really blunt” no u r just an ass.

Blunt = fuckface asshole who everyone hates because they’re inconsiderate.
Unless the persons literally an idiot in which case make your honesty a baseball bat and bludgeon a path to your goal kids

hugealienpie: jewishtango: jewishtango: them: hey so what gender are youme: oh actually i… i lost...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:18:34 -0400

hugealienpie:

jewishtango:

jewishtango:

them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its that

them: hey so what gender are you

me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69

foggy-student-witch: willcub: So many of you are too young to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:16:13 -0400

foggy-student-witch:

willcub:

So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person. She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

My UK followers and everyone else. Remember our princess diana this pride

justsomeantifas: veerletakino: justsomeantifas: beesplosion: whatbigotspost: justsomeantifas: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:43:16 -0400

justsomeantifas:

veerletakino:

justsomeantifas:

beesplosion:

whatbigotspost:

justsomeantifas:

it’s pretty fucking sickening that old men try to justify their attraction to 20 year old women as “20 year olds just objectively being the most attractive age” or some shit when bitchhh i look at a 20 year old boy at my age and see a fucking toddler in a tiara.

YUP

As a nearly 34 year old woman who is not a gross old creep tyvm, I’d like to confirm for any younger folks that 20 year old people of any gender now fully look like children to me. Sure I’ve thought 20 year olds were hot…when I was around 20.

Don’t let said old creeps make you think what they feel is “normal.”

THIS. If you are 25 or under you look like a baby to older adults. They are going for you cause its as legally close they can get to actual pedophilia without getting arrested.

💅💅💅💅

it’s true and you should say it……..

I remember seeing a survey result where they showed people photos of the opposite sex of different ages and had them rate their attractiveness, then graphed it by the ranker’s age.

Women rated men who were about their same age as most attractive, across the board.

Men ranked 16-20 year old girls as most attractive, no matter how old the dude was.

Skeezy as fuck

thatsthat24: NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST for JUNE 2018! Lots of really...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:59 -0400

thatsthat24:

NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST for JUNE 2018! Lots of really cool summer songs I stumbled upon and wanted to share with you guys! Hope you enjoy!! 🎶 https://t.co/oP3uWLOdb7

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:37 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:40:11 -0400

davidalleynes: davidalleynes: power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:38:47 -0400

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

tuiliel: twilight-blossom: autistic-zuko: bisexualmorgana: So I found this cool website for...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:34:52 -0400

tuiliel:

twilight-blossom:

autistic-zuko:

bisexualmorgana:

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

holy fuck

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

Akkadian

Arabic

Aramaic

Church Slavonic

Egyptian (hieroglyphics and Demotic)

Elamite

Ethiopic (Ge’ez)

Etruscan

Gaulish

Georgian

Gothic

Greek

Hebrew

Hittite

Latin

Mayan (various related languages/dialects)

Old Chinese

Old English

Old French

Old Frisian

Old High German

Old Irish

Old Norse

Old Persian

Old Turkic

Sanskrit

Sumerian

Syriac

Ugaritic

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.

Things I Think Newbie Tarot Readers Need To Know

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:30:56 -0400

hazelfires:

sageandstudies:

cats-tarot-wine:

static-chaos:

1. You can store your decks in whatever way you choose. There’s no real right or wrong way, aside from tossing them in the trash.

2. You don’t NEED a “sacred space” to read. You can read hanging upside down on the monkey bars if you’re up for a challenge.

3. You don’t need to be a witch to read tarot. I say again, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A WITCH TO READ TAROT.

4. Tarot cards hold as much power as you let them. Some view them as sacred items, others view them as just a fun card game. No one else can tell you how to view them, that’s just a personal thing.

5. There is no real *set* way to read. The majority of the reading is intuition-based, so trust your gut.

6. You don’t need thousands of decks. (Though, I mean, you may want them.) The amount of decks you have/don’t have doesn’t measure your abilities.

7. Don’t get put off by people who think your reading was irrelevant in their life. Sometimes, readings take time to actually manifest. You’re doing great. Don’t let this deter you.

8. The amount of times you cleanse your deck is ENTIRELY up to you. Some people do it after every reading. Some people do it..well, maybe never. The choice is yours.

9. There is no right or wrong way to shuffle your cards. At. All.

10. Sometimes reading for yourself can be hard. It’s okay to have someone else read for you. Seriously.

11. Don’t be intimidated if you’ve just started. We’ve all started from day one.

12. You may run into some elitists, and while you shouldn’t punch them in the face, you should make sure what they say doesn’t make you uncomfortable in how you do things. This is all YOU, not THEM.

Feel free to add on to this if y’all have a little something to put.

You can buy your own decks!! No one has to buy them for you or gift them!

You’re allowed to read for yourself on top of that! Some older people in the community may tell you it’s a no-no because of personal bias–it’s not. Do it. Read for yourself.

One thing to remember it takes time to learn don’t get frustrated

talesfromthewater: talesfromthewater: talesfromthewater: Hey, all, I’m making this post again, but...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:28:59 -0400

talesfromthewater:

talesfromthewater:

talesfromthewater:

Hey, all, I’m making this post again, but shorter, because I think a lot of people found it too overwhelming to go through the info and as a result it hasn’t been getting reblogged as much and I haven’t gotten the help I need.

I have top surgery on the 19th, finally. And the surgery itself is covered by insurance. However, I am disabled which has limited ability to work. As a result I only work on average 8 hours a week at a rate of 10 dollars an hour plus tips and didn’t have a lot of resources to begin with. I had a scholarship for the summer come through, but it was only 1500 dollars. I am down to just $752.05 after taking care of rent, bills, groceries, getting my cat vaccinated, buying wet food for her, paying for a handful of things I need for surgery, and some other miscellaneous things that needed to be taken care of.

I still don’t have everything I need for surgery. I have to spend at least 60 more dollars this week on copays for my psychiatrist and my sleep specialist. And I will need to find some way to make rent next month. While I have family that does give me anywhere between 300 and 400 a month, this will only cover part of my rent, and right now, before I even get the rest of what I need for surgery and recovery, I have very little to last the summer on. I will be unable to work for 4-6 weeks, and will still have limited capability post-surgery.

If you can help a guy out by either reblogging this, donating to my paypal at paypal.me/zreinst, or getting something off my amazon wishlist here: http://a.co/51EcNLG, I’d really really appreciate it. I am in most need of dry cat food and button up shirts at the moment. The items can be sorted by priority on my amazon wishlist.

If you can’t help, I understand. But please, please, please boost this. I want to be able to recover safely and not have to worry while I’m recovering.

Hey, everyone, lots of reblogs but not a lot of help. I’ve got $487.00 in my account now. Had to spend more since I made this post. And I still don’t have everything I need for surgery. Honestly, anything helps, even if it’s a dollar or 50 cents. Don’t feel like you have to give a lot to help out. If people can keep boosting this, I’d appreciate it! Thanks!

Okay, so I’m post-surgery and almost a week into recovery, but I’ve gotten probably less than 100 dollars worth of help in terms of actual money. I could really use some extra funds right now. I’m down to 438 dollars. And rent is coming up in just a few days. My rent is 616 a month, this is not including bills that I have not paid. If you can please help, since I am in the middle of recovery and unable to work, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

thefibrodiaries: Disabled people: can you please stop taking away our healthcare, resources,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:28:42 -0400

thefibrodiaries:

Disabled people: can you please stop taking away our healthcare, resources, mobility aids, adaptions and benefits. It is slowly killing us.

Ableists: look at these fucking scroungers asking for the taxpayers handouts again.

feathersmoons: digitaldiscipline: brainsforbabyjesus: alessariel: optimysticals: broliloquy: gu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:28:05 -0400

feathersmoons:

digitaldiscipline:

brainsforbabyjesus:

alessariel:

optimysticals:

broliloquy:

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

@brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

foreverdaddyslilbaby: dubbrubz: sociallyxawkwardxpenguin: pier...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:26:22 -0400

foreverdaddyslilbaby:

dubbrubz:

sociallyxawkwardxpenguin:

piertotum-locomottor:

frexiste:

braydaaan:

club-heaven:

lazita:

totallytransparent:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

i cant even stop watching this

such smooth

very lips

wow

reblogging for doge

I must reblog thissssss

i needa tryyy

note-a-bear: milwaukeeantifa: anarchonecromancy: Google jury...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:25:51 -0400

note-a-bear:

milwaukeeantifa:

anarchonecromancy:

Google jury nullification

For those too lazy to google it:

“Jury nullification is a concept where members of a trial jury can vote a defendant not guilty if they do not support a government’s law, do not believe it is constitutional or humane, or do not support a possible punishment for breaking a government’s law. This may happen in both civil and criminal trials.”

Hey, so this is a big deal because like, almost everywhere it’s illegal for either side’s lawyers or other officers of the court to directly raise this option.

While *technically* not a power juries have, it’s absolutely a RIGHT every individual juror has.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:23:25 -0400

1nkblots: thebaconsandwichofregret: crystalesbian: neverdoubtthewankershim: lazebian: i am...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:20:12 -0400

1nkblots:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

crystalesbian:

neverdoubtthewankershim:

lazebian:

i am sincerely sorry to all bi women, but especially bi latina women, that your only form of concrete representation in mainstream media is in cop propaganda

Did you just call brooklyn nine nine, a show that features a black main character who gets stopped by the police for no reason, cop propoganda?

yeah they sure did!

on the one hand I’m glad that Brooklyn 99 is now popular enough to get bullshit “Discourse” directed at it but on the other hand…

…fuck off! Brooklyn 99′s message isn’t “Hey cops aren’t so bad!” Brooklyn 99′s message is “Cops aren’t like this, but they should be.”

They even, in the same episode as the one mentioned above, explicitly state that the 99 precinct is uniquely good in comparison to other precincts specifically because the black gay man who’s in charge, and has been discriminated against literally since he set foot in the precinct for the first time, made it that way. And that his entire career goal is to continue rising through the ranks not for his own gain but so that he can change police culture for the better.

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND VENT TO YOU. OR TO START A FRIENDSHIP.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:45:46 -0400

beautiful-holland:

langstwhynot:

Yee

Was good?

terpsikeraunos:old english word of the day: niðdraca, hostile dragon

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:33:33 -0400

terpsikeraunos:

old english word of the day: niðdraca, hostile dragon

martianchaos: iridessence: thereflectioneternal: aelfcynn: May you find exactly what you want at...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:36:09 -0400

martianchaos:

iridessence:

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez